Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies in the process.
Annals, Book III, 27
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
Annals, Book VI, 39
Juniors are judged on effort, seniors are judged on outcomes.
The benefit of seniority ought to be bandwidth
Data doesn't really exist unless you have at least two copies of it.
Schofield's Second Law of Computing
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.